English
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On his way to Wyoming for visit with Grandma, Billy spotted a
bowlegged cowboy. "Look at dat dare bowlegged cowboy. I ain't
never seen nuttin like dat no how." Grandma was shocked and made
Billy read Shakespeare every day for a month. On the way home he saw
a crowd of bowlegged cowboys. Says Billy, "Behold, thou mother of my mother!
What manner of men are these, who wear their legs in parentheses?"
THE
TWELVE DAYS
OF HOMESCHOOLING
On the first day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"Can you home school legally?"
On the second day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the third day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the fourth day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the fifth day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the Sixth day of home school my neighbor said to me,
"How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the seventh day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"Look at what they're missing!
How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the eighth day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"Why do you do this?
Look at what they're missing!
How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the ninth day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"What about graduation?
Why do you do this?
Look at what they're missing!
How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the tenth day of home school my neighbor said to
me,
"I could never do that!
What about graduation?
Why do you do this?
Look at what they're missing!
How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the eleventh day of homeschool my neighbor said to
me,
"Can they go to college?
I could never do that!
What about graduation?
Why do you do this?
Look at what they're missing!
How long will you home school?
YOU ARE SO STRANGE!
What about P.E.?
Do you give them tests?
Are they sobliplized?
Can you home school legally?"
On the twelfth day of homeschool I thoughtfully replied:
"They Can go to college!
Yes, you could do this!
They can have graduation!
We do it cuz we love it!
They are missing nothing!
We'll homeschool forever!
WE ARE NOT STRANGE!
We give them P.E. !
We give them tests!
They are sobliplized!
AND WE HOMESCHOOL LEGALLY!"
On the thirteenth day of homeschool my neighbor said to me,
"How can I get Started?
Why didn't you tell me?
Where do I buy curriculum?
When is the next conference?
WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE?
I think we can do this ...
if you will help us, can we join P.E.
and we'll home school legally!"
Author Unknown
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