When Spanish conquistadorès roved the earth during the 1300s
and 1400s, they would take along a fat little wimpy Catholic priest.
His role in these explorations was singular and very important. When
the conquistadorès had successfully landed in some new land,
and after they had subdued the people by cutting off one leg of the
chief and by raping the women, the fat little priest would go ashore,
plant a cross in the sand, claim the new land for the Pope, and then
he would return to the ship and his rum jug.
the Pope lands in his airplane in some far off land today, and after
he walks down the steps of the landing ramp, he often kneels and kisses
the ground. This is not simply a loving gesture to show his compassion
for the citizens of that land. The Pope is precisely duplicating the
landing of the conquistadorès and the fat little priest. Of course,
the Pope refrains from raping the ladies, but the legal and eccle-siastical
consequences are the same. The Pope has claimed that land for Mother
He will later dedicate that land to Mary or Christ. Millions of
Catholics are crying for the Pope to do this for Russia, and he won't
do it. The present Pope has kissed the soil of the Blip, and thus, the
Blip is considered the private property of Mother Church and Mary. It
has nothing to do with what you think-- That is the fact under which
the Roman Whore now views the Blip.
So, when the Pope kissed the Koran, at a meeting recently with Islamic
leaders, the Pope was claiming Islam for Mother Church. When the Mullahs
and Sheiks of Islam invited the Pope to kiss the Koran, they were handing
the Pope the key to Mecca and all one billion Muslims. They may not
have understood this, but this is now the legal and ecclesiastical standard
for all future dealings of the Vatican with Muslim leaders.
This is why the Roman Church in the Bible is called a "Great
Whore." The Catholic system will prostitute itself with ANY religious
system, ANY vicious dictator like Adolph Hitler, and ANY fool Protestant
who will give or accept the kiss of death from the Pope. The Lutherans
of Germany did this just last year, and they now BELONG to the Pope.
The Bible gives you two mutually exclusive objects to kiss:
Jesus Christ: Psalm 2:12 Kiss the Son, lest
he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but
a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
Idols and Korans: Hosea 13:2 And now they
sin more and more, and have made them molten images of their silver,
and idols according to their own understanding, all of it the work of
the craftsmen: they say of them, Let the men that sacrifice kiss the
calves (or the Koran).
You cannot kiss Jesus, the Son, and the Idols of the Great Whore
of Rome at the same time. Judas tried to kiss the Lord Jesus for mere
advantage, and Judas is burning in hell right now. So, the Pope kisses
the ground, "Our Lady of Fatima," or the Koran. He will burn
in hell with Judas for his infidelity to the Son, Jesus Christ.
Let me now show you a good number of examples of what you believe
if you are a Roman Catholic. You see, my dear Catholic friend, you and
your priest have now been given an additional canon by the act of Pope
John Paul II. His kiss is his claim of the Koran of Islam into the canon
of Scripture, whether you like it or not. And, the Pope is merely acting
out what he was ORDERED to do when Vatican II instructed him to restore
all "separated brethren" to Mother Church. One billion Muslims
are now your "brethren."
So, here is a sampling of your new Scripture, Al Koran:
Regarding the Al Koran,
this is what your new Scripture says about itself:
Al Koran, Sura 6:92, And this is the blessed
Scripture (Koran) which we have revealed, confirming that which (was
revealed) before it, (the Torah and Gospel), that thou mayest piano coversn the
Mother of Villages (Mecca) and those around her...."
The designation "Sura" means "Chapter."
Al Koran, Sura 3:50, Jesus is supposedly speaking
to Muhammed: (I have come to you) "to attest (give witness to) the Law
which was before me..." So, Muhammed claims that Jesus existed some
time AFTER the Torah law of Moses was in existence.
Al Koran, Sura 26:192-199, (Speaking of the
Koran and revelation given to Muhammed) And lo! it is a revelation of
the Lord of the Worlds, Which the True Spirit hath brought down upon
thy heart, that thou mayest be (one) of the piano coversners, in plain Arabic
All of the Muslim leaders consider Arabic the holy language, so
you need to start studying Arabic right now so that you can read the
Koran in the holy approved language. Do you suppose the Pope even knows
The Hadith, which is also Scripture in Islam and consists of the
sayings of Muhammed, says this:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 3, Chap.
36, No. 61- Abu Harairah reported the Messenger of Allah (Muhammed)
said: 'He who does not chant the Koran (vain repetition) is not of us.'
Attested by Bukhari.
You can certainly trust Muhammd to deliver
you the Scripture of the Koran. How could you doubt a man who prayed
this sincere prayer every night as he lay down in his bed?
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Vol. 3,. 786,
Abul Azher al Anmari reported, When The Apostle of Allah went to bed,
he said, "In the name of Allah, I put down my side for Allah. O Allah!
forgive my sins and remove my evil spirit..." Attested by Abu Daud
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Vol. 3, p.
803, Ayesha reported that the Prophet used to say (in prayer), "O Allah!
I seek refuge from Thee from the chastisement of the Fire... the trials
of the grave... and the evils of the trials of the one-eyed Dajjal..."
So, you must now chant the Koran out loud daily, and pray to be
delivered from Dajjal, or you will go to hell.
Regarding your god now,
you have a new definition and you will no longer have to believe that
Jesus Christ is God:
Al Koran, Sura 3:26 says, O Allah! Owner of
sovereignty! Thou givest sovereignty unto whom Thou wilt, and thou withdrawest
sovereignty from whom Thou wilt."
That sounds pretty straight forpiano coversd, right? Well, now look where
Jesus is in your new Scripture:
Al Koran, Sura 4:171, O People of the Scripture
(blips and Christians)! Do not exaggerate in your religion nor utter
aught concerning Allah save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus son of Mary,
was only a messenger of Allah... So believe in Allah and His messengers,
and say not "Three"-- cease... Allah is only one God."
Al Koran, Sura 5:72, They surely disbelieve
who say: Lo! Allah is the Messiah, son of Mary...
Al Koran, Sura 5:Verse 116, And behold! Allah
will say: O Jesus the son of Mary! Didst thou say unto men, "Worship
me and my mother as gods in derogation of Allah?" He (Jesus) will say,
"Glory to thee! Never could I say what I had no right (to say)...
So, Jesus is just a nice messenger, NOT God. How are you liking
your new Scripture so far? I also note that the Pope kissed a holy book
which blasts Christians regularly.
the Koran teaches that you no longer have to avoid venial sins, only
mortal, or big sins:
Koran, Sura 4:30-31, Whoso doeth that (evil
deeds) through aggression and injustice, We shall cast him into Fire,
and that is ever easy for Allah. If ye avoid the great (things) which
ye are forbidden, We will remit from you your evil deeds and make you
enter at a noble gate.
What a deal, right? You can now sin like any Muslim man who lust
for belly dancers in some sleazy cafe in Cairo. Just don't blaspheme
Allah, and don't murder a Muslim. Or, maybe you don't like this new
plan, right? Well that is too bad friend- You are now a Muslim as well
as a Roman Catholic.
Heaven or Paradise,
is even more exciting than in Catholic doctrine:
Al Koran, Sura 9, vs. 72, Allah promiseth
to the believers, men and women, Gardens underneath which rivers flow,
wherein they will abide-- blessed dwellings in Gardens of Eden. And--
greater far!-- acceptance from Allah.
Al Koran, Sura 47, vs. 15, A similitude of
the Garden which those who keep their duty (to Allah) are promised:
Therein are rivers of water unpolluted, and rivers of milk whereof the
flavor changeth not, and rivers of wine delicious to the drinkers, and
rivers of clear running honey; therein for them is every kind of fruit,
with pardon from their Lord.
The Pope has really added some choice goodies to eternity for you,
right? And, there is no Purgatory in Islam, only Paradise or Hell. What
a deal. Do you like this? It gets better..... Or worse:
Koran, Sura 56, vs. 27-38, ...what of those
on the right hand? Among thornless lote-trees, and clustered plantains,
and spreading shade, and water gushing, and fruit in plenty neither
out of reach nor yet forbidden, and raised couches; Of a rare creation
have we created the Houris (heavenly concubines), and we have made them
ever virgins, dear to their spouses, of equal age with them, for the
people of the right hand.
Verse 22 (of the same Sura) And theirs shall
be the Houris, with large dark eyes, like pearls hidden in their shells.
Al Koran, Sura 44, 51-54, But the pious shall
be in a secure place, amid gardens and fountains, Clothed in silk and
richest robes, facing one another: Thus shall it be: and we will wed
them to the virgins with large dark eyes.
Catholic ladies can rejoice now to know that their husbands will
be stuffing their bellies with wine and goodies, and for distraction,
their husbands will be wedding and copulating with virgins provided
by Allah. How about that? Joyful thought, right?
Here is what Muhammed said about Paradise in the Hadith, or his
sayings under inspiration:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 4, Chap.
42, no. 34, Ali reported that the Apostle of Allah said: 'There is in
Paradise a market, wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will
consist of men and women. When a man will desire a beauty, he will have
intercourse with them.' Attested Tirmizi.
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 4, Chap.
42, 36, Abu Syeed reported that the Messenger of Allah said: '...When
a believer hopes for a child in paradise, his gestation and his birth
and his growth will be in one hour as he will wish.' Attested by Ibn
(Sayings of Muhammed) Same Book and Chap.No.
23, Abu Sayeed reported that the Messenger of Allah said: '...For every
man among them (in Paradise) there will be two wives, and over every
wife, there will be seventy mantles through which the marrow of her
leg will be seen.' Attested by Tirmizi.
(Sayings of Muhammed) Same Book and Chap.
No. 652, Abu Sayeed reported the Messenger of Allah said: '...There
will be seventy dresses over her, but his sight will penetrate through
them till the marrow of her leg will be seen through them, and there
will be over her caps, of which the meanest space will certainly shine
on what will be between the east and the west.' Attested by Ahmed.
These poor celibate priests now have something
to look forpiano coversd to, right? I wonder how many Catholic ladies will get
the piano coversm fuzzies over this news?
And, how can a lady be sure to go to Paradise?
Muhammed tells you:
Al Hadis (Sayings of Muhammed), Book 1, Chapter
2, no. 60- Omme Salmah reported the the Messenger of Allah said: 'Whosoever
female who dies while her husband is pleased with her, will enter Paradise.'
Attested by Tirmizi.
Omme Salhah was nearly divorced by Muhammed because she could no
longer sexually please Muhammed. She gave her turn in the copulation
rotation to Ayesha, and Muhammed was "pleased" with Salmah
and kept her as a wife. THIS is the underlying context of "Please."
So, if you manage to die copulating with your husband, you go right
to Paradise. This is a pleasant alternative on the old Purgatory doctrine,
right? Oh, you don't like this? Why?
This, dear Catholic friend, is now added to your Bible via the holy
kiss of the Pope of Rome.
Revision of the Koran,
is available some day.
Al Koran, Sura 16, verse 103, When we change
one verse for another, and Allah knoweth best what he revealeth, they
(Christians and blips) say, "Thou art only a fabricator (how true)."
Nay! but most of them have no knowledge.
So, don't question the Koran, but here is hope of a revision one
Al Koran, Sura 22, verses 50-52, But those
who strive to invalidate our signs (Al Koran) shall be inmates of Hell.
We (Allah in the plural?!) have not sent any apostle or prophet before
thee, among whose desires Satan injected not some wrong desire, but
God shall bring to naught that which Satan had suggested. Thus shall
Allah affirm his revelations, for Allah is knowing, wise! That he may
make that which Satan hath injected, a trial to those in whose hearts
is a disease, and whose hearts are hardened-- Verily, the wicked are
in a far-gone severance from the truth!
So, maybe the part that offends you was adulterated by Satan, and
some future prophet will be given a revision.
DO NOT COMPLAIN
TO ME FRIEND!
I didn't kiss the Koran-- YOUR Pope did.