Mock at Christmas music. Christmas carols and songs are wicked. Have a Politically Correct Christmas.  Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species  Fa la la la la, la la la la Tis the season to be self-actualizing,  Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

FA, LA, LA, LA, LAAAAA

 

 

Deck The Halls (Politically Correct Version)

(Sung to the tune "Deck The Halls")

From: klaustin@students.wisc.edu (Kristine Austin)

We changed a couple of words.

Subject: Have a happy non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday

Note:  We use the Spanish protocol endings on the refrain:

"Fa la la la la, la la la la-"  Feminine

"Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo-"  Masculine


Deck the halls with boughs of non-endangered plant species

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Tis the season to be self-actualizing,

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

Don we now our alternate-lifestyle apparel

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Toll the ancient non-sectarian-winter-solstice-equal opportunity holiday carol

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

 


See the blazing log of non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday-non-endangered wood before us,

Fa la la la la, la la la la

Play the harp without unnecessary brutality and join the new paradigm chorus

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

Sing we emotionally stable in a collective group effort,

Fa la la la la la la la la

Heedless of the weather patterns despite the effects of El Niño,

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

 


Fast away the mature year passes

Fa la la la la la la la la

Hail the new year without any implicit ageism, ye persons

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

Dance in a non-hierarchical manner in merry esoteric measure,

Fa la la la la la la la la

While I tell of non-materialistic, non-sectarian-winter-solstice-holiday treasure,

Fo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo

 


Thank you Kristine Austin

 

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