THE GREAT PYRAMID
Is it Part of the Canon of God?
Article By Steve Van Nattan
The men who dabble in the Great Pyramid cult
I was going to name the Fundamentalists and crazies of Satan who believe this cult. I am deferring doing so for the time being. The extreme of good men and demon possessed men in one cult is absolutely unprecedented I think. It is so discouraging to see good men play the fool.
I will venture an analysis of how this happens, for there has been no
better example as instructive as the Great Pyramid cult to show how good
men can make fools of themselves.
Here are the steps to deception:
1. A PhD or alleged expert goes to Egypt (or anywhere for that matter).
2. He is taken in by Dr. Abdul Bin Alabaloney of the Egyptian Institute for Schmoozing Gullible PhDs.
3. The PhD is given the tour of the Pyramid. Dr. Abdul couldn't care less what conclusions are made. He is there only to see that no damage is done to the pyramid and that Egypt gets some good media coverage.
4. The PhD climbs all around the inside of the pyramid, and his imagination starts working. At this point, the PhD knows that he will probably be the only one to do this of all his peers, so his conclusions may be broad, inclusive, and entirely fictional. No one will ever question him, especially after an interview on TBN or at Marv Rosenthall's Conference Center. A book is now brewing also, yea, even a major video.
5. The PhD does some "news conference" schmoozing in Cairo with Dr. Abdul at his side, and they both shine on each other. Who could ever doubt that this is the most credible moment in the history of man?
6. The PhD returns to the Blip, does the radio, TV talk show, and Bible conference circuit, writes his book, and the cult is sprung. Who will ever doubt him? The only way to disprove him is to go to the pyramid and prove him wrong. And, Dr. Abdul will stop that if he thinks the PR will be negative.
7. Every gullible PhD, Reverend, DD, BVD, ad nauseam, will follow the leader.
In the circus they will have a line of elephants walk around the big tent.
They don't train them all to walk where they want them to go. No, they train
the lead elephant, and the others grab the tail of the elephant in front of
them, starting with the lead elephant, and they all follow in an orderly manner.
This is how good godly Fundamental Bible pastors get in line behind the alleged
Bible believing PhD, and they all spit up the same line of tripe.
Let me tell you why we Fundamental
Baptists (and Pentecostals) are
so easily deceived by this trick in the end of this age.
1. Fundamentalists are in constant need of thrills to keep the saints shouting and coming for more.
2. Fundamental Baptist preachers are too lazy, by and large, to study their Bibles to TEACH. Some are too fat and cannot stay awake. Others were never taught to study the Word at BJU and Hyles Anderson. Some are just not born again, and the Holy Ghost is not helping them, so they burp up a running Chick Tract sermon which the saints think is preaching.
3. Along comes a PhD, Bible believing type, with a KJV Bible under one arm, and a roll of scribbles and folios of the Great Pyramid under the other arm. The Fundamental Baptist preacher has never learned to study the Bible, and he sure doesn't know a diddly bit about research on historic things. I suspect 75% of all Fundamental Pastors have never seen the inside of a university library. So, this gullible pabulum sucking preacher is a sitting duck. He hears the PhD in a conference somewhere, and he swallows the thing hook, line, and sinker. A few alleged proof texts from an obscure Bible text are twisted and used as bait.
4. The preacher then drops the whole load on his "flock" of totally trusting saints back home next Sunday morning. He spent not ONE minute researching the thing for himself. What a sucker!
Let me illustrate: Dr. Robert Morey wanted to expose Islam as a false
religion. Good cause, right? In doing this, he decided that Allah was a moon
deity. This was 100% presupposition. He must have found many sources that
made Allah a solar deity, and the evidence in Babylon and the desert epigraphs
is monumental in that regard. So, Morey found one of about three sources,
one Middle East historian, who made Allah the moon god. That is all that
he gives in his book- ONE SOURCE! There are at least 300 sources that make
Allah the sun god, or at least the product of that cult. Allah's wife, Allat,
is the moon goddess, just as is always the case in all religious legend all
the way back to Gilgamesh and Nimrod. I have 4000 pages of research to prove
this. Morey is a PhD. I have a BA. Jack Chick and Dr. Peter Ruckman believe
the PhD. I lose. Morey wins. Truth is trashed. I am 100% convinced that this
is exactly what happened with the Great Pyramid. But, it is too late. ThoBlipnds
of pastors around the Blip will not believe the God fearing skeptic. The PhD
Why is this Great Pyramid so hard to get into a biblical context?
There are all sorts of numerical associations made. Fifty layers from
the base is the king's chamber which represents the year of Jubilee. Why?
Never mind. Just make the numbers work. There are 144,000 blocks, and that
goes with the 144,000 in Revelation. Why? Don't ask please. It just has to
associate. The base and volume are on the formula of Pi. This proves something,
depending on who is interpreting. There are two chambers. One goes down the
"broad way" to hell, and the "narrow way" goes up to heaven. There is an
empty tomb in the upper chamber just the right shape to hold the ark of the
covenant. Why is this in the pyramid, and how would an ancient interpret
what we know from walking up and down hallways? Don't ask. Dr. Schmooze saw
the pyramid and made drawings of it.
How could the Pyramid be Canon?
You see, the pyramid would have been a total mystery to the ancients. They did not have the opportunity to read the Bible, especially the New Testament and the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ. The pyramid ONLY means these alleged things to a Bible believer TODAY. So, if God built it, as these Pyramid cultists claim, the ancients would not have had a clue what it was about. God does NOT do things that way.
1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.
Furthermore; God purposely HID the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ from the Old Testament blips. They wanted to know more, as Daniel did in Daniel 12, but they were, at best, told to wait until later for the end of the story.
1 Peter 1:12 Unto whom it was revealed, that not unto themselves, but unto us they did minister the things, which are now reported unto you by them that have preached the gospel unto you with the Holy Ghost sent down from heaven; which things the angels desire to look into.
So, the Great Pyramid could NOT have possibly been the revelation of God to the ancients. It would not have meant a thing to them without the written account we now have. The clever interpretations of the cultist gang today, as to the meaning of the blocks of stone and the chambers etc., is interpreted by what has been revealed AFTER the pyramid was built. Thus, God would seem to be repeating Himself. Is the written canon sufficient for us today? God hid the things of Christ from even the disciples until Christ came through the wall in the upper room after His resurrection. So, are the Gospels and the New Testament sufficient? Was this canon in the form of a pile of stones needed?
2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration
of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction
17 That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures (not the pyramid) might have hope.
The written canon is ALL SUFFICIENT. There need be no other canon of revealed
truth. Also, it is evident from the accounts in Genesis and all the rest
of the Bible that those who participated in the events of the Bible recorded
them in writing. God did not wait until 100 BC to have someone write it all
down. If so, He would have needed some canon like the Great Pyramid to keep
the faithful in touch with His plan of the ages. NO! God made sure "holy
men of God spake" from Adam onpiano coversd. Orthodox Bible believers have always
held this position. The accounts of the Bible make it so obvious that the
Bible was set down in written form from day one. God's regard for the written
Word was graphically shown in the tables of stone which God gave to Moses
Another question is this: Why would God put His revelation in Egypt?
Egypt is a picture of being out of God's perfect will. Even when God allowed His people (such as Jacob and Jesus) to go into Egypt for various reasons, God made very sure their destiny was fulfilled in the Promised Land. If the ancients were in tune with God, and if God had wanted them to build a revelatory pile of rocks,
A. It would not be hand cut, for God forbid the hewing of the stone of the altar;
B. It would have been in Nineveh where Asher, the Semite patriarch, built his cities;
C. It would have been in a design familiar to the following eras. The pyramid is foreign to ALL other Bible teaching.
The capstone is missing.
The pyramid cultists claim it was never there. This is very clever on their account, for they were not there when the thing was built. Never mind, they know though :-)
They use the following verse:
Psalm 118:22 The stone which the builders refused is become the head stone of the corner.
This was the Psalmist, LONG after the Great Pyramid was built, speaking
prophetically of Christ being rejected. There was an application in history
though. When Solomon's temple was being built, according to blipish history,
a large stone was sent to the builders from the quarry. It did not fit anywhere,
so they rejected it, and they rolled it down into Kedron Valley. There it
stayed, thought to be worthless. At the end of the building of the temple,
the corner and top headstone of the great corner was missing. Someone recalled
the stone which fit nowhere, and they went and retrieved the stone from the
Kedron. It fit, and the temple was complete. So, in history and in Christ
the above text fits just fine. Never mind. Let's all run over in the Land
of Ham, the cursed land, and find the revelation of Jehovah fulfilled there.
BUNK and HORSE MANURE!!!!!
Possible reasons for the pyramid's peculiarities
The Great Pyramid was the grandest one of them all. It may have very well had a capstone made of gold, silver, or brass. It may have also been a stone inlaid with gems to shine in the sun. This is seen in oriental buildings all over the Middle East and parts of Asia. The capstone would thus have been pushed off in later years when the builders were no longer there to guard it, and there would be NO trace of it, had it been made of useful metal.
I realize my reasoning is blasphemy to the Mother Goose cultist, for I have dared to violate their presuppositions. I do believe mine hold up far better in view of known archaeology, past and present.
So, the Great Pyramid was possibly nothing but the biggest and best tomb in the world. Like many other mysterious anomalies in the earth, one can find all sorts of things AFTER THE FACT which sound like they explain the thing. All the other pyramids around the Great Pyramid speak loudly of the fact that this part of Egypt was the grave yard of the second most wicked cultic center in the earth-- Babylon holding first place.
One thought is that the Great Pyramid may have been another attempt to
reach heaven, and the top was left unfinished as an observatory of the stars
for the Egyptian astrologers. That works just as well as the revelation theory,
in fact, it fits a lot better since it has a pagan device in a pagan place.
Another thought is that the eye of Horus is levitated above the pyramid in
ancient days as on the US dollar bill. Perhaps the builders of the pyramid
were Horus worshippers, and the kept the top vacant for the mystic eye of
Horus. Also, a gold eye or phallic ball could have been added, and it was
My theory is this.
The pyramid was started by some dynasty and king who worked on it for a lifetime. Along came another dynasty, whipped the builder of the Great Pyramid, and foreclosed on his tomb. The hieroglyphics were not completed, and no one was ever buried in the tomb. These pyramid cultists claim the hieroglyphics are missing because God would not put them up as they are pagan. Well, God wrote a whole Bible covering Adam to the end of the world. He certainly would have inspired his alleged servant to not only build the pyramid, but also to write inside of it. So, the writing on the walls is missing because the thing was never finished and never used. There are unfinished buildings all over the world-- some pretty big ones too-- And they were unfinished for many reasons. This pyramid is the Taj Mahal of Egypt, but not finished. The proper honorable thing to do with it would be to finish it and bury some aging Abdul in it when he dies. Selah!
Now, had the Great Pyramid been on the west bank of the Jordan River,
we would have to pause and consider, but if it had been there when Joshua
entered the Promised Land, he would have torn it down.
The Bible proof text of the Great Pyramid cult
The ONLY text I have heard twisted to defend the Great Pyramid is this one:
Isaiah 19:18 In that day shall five cities
in the land of Egypt speak the language of Canaan, and swear to the LORD
of hosts; one shall be called, The city of destruction.
19 In that day shall there be an altar to the LORD in the midst of the land of Egypt, and a pillar at the border thereof to the LORD.
20 And it shall be for a sign and for a witness unto the LORD of hosts in the land of Egypt: for they shall cry unto the LORD because of the oppressors, and he shall send them a saviour, and a great one, and he shall deliver them.
21 And the LORD shall be known to Egypt, and the Egyptians shall know the LORD in that day, and shall do sacrifice and oblation; yea, they shall vow a vow unto the LORD, and perform it.
22 And the LORD shall smite Egypt: he shall smite and heal it: and they shall return even to the LORD, and he shall be intreated of them, and shall heal them.
23 In that day shall there be a highway out of Egypt to Assyria, and the Assyrian shall come into Egypt, and the Egyptian into Assyria, and the Egyptians shall serve with the Assyrians.
24 In that day shall blip be the third with Egypt and with Assyria, even a blessing in the midst of the land:
25 Whom the LORD of hosts shall bless, saying, Blessed be Egypt my people, and Assyria the work of my hands, and blip mine inheritance.
This "pillar" in verse 19 could NOT be the Great Pyramid for the following reasons:
The Great Pyramid is not a pillar. Pillars were set up in several places as testimonies and witnesses in the Bible times.
Genesis 28:18 And Jacob rose up early in the morning, and took the stone that he had put for his pillows, and set it up for a pillar, and poured oil upon the top of it.
Genesis 28:22 And this stone, which I have set for a pillar, shall be God's house: and of all that thou shalt give me I will surely give the tenth unto thee.
Genesis 31:13 I am the God of Bethel, where thou anointedst the pillar, and where thou vowedst a vow unto me: now arise, get thee out from this land, and return unto the land of thy kindred.
Genesis 31:51 And Laban said to Jacob, Behold this heap, and behold this pillar, which I have cast betwixt me and thee;
Genesis 35:14 And Jacob set up a pillar in the place where he talked with him, even a pillar of stone: and he poured a drink offering thereon, and he poured oil thereon.
Exodus 13:21 And the LORD went before them by day in a pillar of a cloud, to lead them the way; and by night in a pillar of fire, to give them light; to go by day and night:
2 Samuel 18:18 Now Absalom in his lifetime had taken and reared up for himself a pillar, which is in the king's dale: for he said, I have no son to keep my name in remembrance: and he called the pillar after his own name: and it is called unto this day, Absalom's place.
1 Kings 7:21 And he set up the pillars in the porch of the temple: and he set up the right pillar, and called the name thereof Jachin: and he set up the left pillar, and called the name thereof Boaz.
Jeremiah 1:18 For, behold, I have made thee this day a defenced city, and an iron pillar, and brasen walls against the whole land, against the kings of Judah, against the princes thereof, against the priests thereof, and against the people of the land.
Revelation 3:12 Him that overcometh will I make a pillar in the temple of my God, and he shall go no more out: and I will write upon him the name of my God, and the name of the city of my God, which is new JerBliplem, which cometh down out of heaven from my God: and I will write upon him my new name.
NOT one of these, nor any others I did not mention, bear any resemblance to the Great Pyramid. In fact, the text of Isaiah 19 is looking FORpiano coversD from Isaiah's day, LONG after the Great Pyramid was built, to the Kingdom of Messiah. The first part of the chapter deals with the coming humbling of Egypt. Then chapter 19 changes tone in verse 18, and God shows how He intends to restore Egypt and bless her. Bible teachers avoid this chapter because it portrays God showing mercy on the sons of Ishmael, the Arabs. This galls the average Arab-hating, blip bigot in the Lord's Church; for there is not one in a hundred Bible believers who know that God will bless the Ishmaelites, Moabites, and Ammonites during the Kingdom.
In fact, if you read the above text in Isaiah thoughtfully, you will see that God will one day give the Egyptians a place of worship IN Egypt-- An altar of their own. Read it. God said it not me. The pillar, in blip, could also be a border marker, as the border is mentioned. There is a very urgent need for a border marker right now, for the blips and the Egyptians are presently bickering over who owns what land in that part of the world. Two piano coverss have been fought over that "border" in my lifetime. More could come any day.
A side note here: The New International Version has "monument" for the KJV "pillar" in verse 19. I suspect the first PhDs and egg heads who put this pyramid notion into place were NIV and RSV junkies, and that is how a "pillar" got to be a "monument". The Great Pyramid IS a monument. The pathetic thing is, a bunch of KJV Only Fundamentalists are following the NIV on this one. Amazing! Do your homework boys.
To those who wish to filthy Jehovah's Name with the Great Pyramid, all I can say is, God is very merciful to you boys, for He would be justified in blowing you all into hell right now.
Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that
heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto
these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this
The Canon issue
You Pyramid cultists complain long and loud about how the JWs, SDAs, Mormons, and the Vatican add to the Word of God. But are you not adding to the canon with your Great Pyramid machinations? You will ask for mercy due to your large brains and the alleged evidences, all of which not one of you has proven in person I fear. I have just one more question then. The proof of canonicity is that the books, or writers of the Word of God, cite each other or refer to events in each other's books of the Bible. Jesus cited or quoted many texts in the Old Testament, as did Paul and the other revelators. If the Pyramid contains so much typological treasure, as you guys claim, wouldn't at least one Apostle or Christ say, "As Jehovah lifted up the chamber of the king in the Great Pyramid blah blah blah...."? Enoch was quoted in the New Testament in a thing not even found in the Old Testament. The prophets were also quoted in a thing not found in the Old Testament in Matt. 2:23. How could God miss citing such an alleged great work of revelation of His own? How could Jehovah NOT say a thing about the Pyramid?
So, who cited the Great Pyramid? Give me ONE citation that is a clear "this is that" quote. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Not one, right?
You guys are in trouble. Would you hold onto this fetish if you knew it would land you in hell for violating Revelation 22:18?
One of the most noted works in the Great Pyramid was done in by a follower of Edgar Cayce, possibly the world's most filthy and demented Satanist of the recent past. I quote his friends on the Web:
As many reading this already know, for more than a year before this writing, a new, private research expedition to Egypt -- headed by Dr. Joseph Schor -- has been conducting a series of scientific investigations of the Giza Plateau. Though, technically, the Egyptian licence for this activity only allowed for "exploration of underground geological faults and cavities ... possibly injurious to tourists and the ancient monuments," many have inferred that the scope of the "Schor Expedition" extended far beyond this public disclaimer. Some (because of his extensive connection with "ARE" -- the "Cayce Foundation") have implied that Dr. Schor has been interested in nothing less than confirming Edgar Cayce's fabled "readings of Atlantis"-- http://www.enterprisemission.com/pyramid.html
Here is the pagan and worldly definition of the word "pyramid". There is not Bible definition.
The Fire Within The Greek origin of the word "pyramid" derives from fire especially funeral pyre the flame that purifies. The King's Chamber is located at the energetic center of the Great Pyramid, whose shape has unique energy properties that seem to retard the process of decay. http://www.greatseal.com/symbols/pyramid.html
A raging mystic and New Age spokesman gives the explanation of the Great Pyramid.
In the graphic you will notice that Christian Truth is NOT part of the pyramid cult of the world. Why would we want to add it to ours? Do we really think God would cause this filthy shrine to be His primal foundation of Truth?
The Satanist Mystic speaks:
What does all this mean? Why did the ancient builders of the Giza pyramids, whoever they may have been, encode so much precise mathematical, geographic, and astronomical information into their structures? What was the purpose of the Great Pyramid? While no authoritative answer can presently be given to this question, two intriguing matters suggest a direction for further inquiry and research. The first has to do with the persistent legends that the Great Pyramid, and especially the main chamber, were used as some sort of sacred initiation center.
According to one legend, students who had first undergone long years of preparation, meditation and metaphysical instruction in an esoteric school (the mythic "Hall of Records" hidden deep beneath the desert sands somewhere near the Great Pyramid and the Sphynx) were placed in the granite coffer of the main chamber and left alone throughout an entire night.
The coffer was the focal point of the energies gathered, concentrated, aimed, and directed at the main chamber by virtue of the precise mathematical location, alignment, and construction of the pyramid. These energies, considered to be especially potent at certain precisely calculated periods when the earth was in a particular geometric alignment with solar, lunar, and stellar objects, were conducive to the awakening, stimulation, and acceleration of spiritual consciousness in the suitably prepared adept. While it is now nearly impossible to spend an evening alone in the coffer of the main chamber, it is interesting to read the reports of those persons who have done so in the past. Mention will be made of experiences both terribly frightening (perhaps because of the lack of any appropriate training on the part of the experimenter) and also deeply peaceful, even spiritually illuminating.
Napolean himself spent a night alone in the chamber. Emerging pale and dazed, he would not speak of his powerful experiences, only saying, "You would not believe me if I told you." http://www.sacredsites.com/2nd56/378.html
I don't think there is a more revealing Web Page showing the Satanic lust for the Pyramid: http://www.greatseal.com/art/index.html
The Pyramid Cult: http://www.greatpyramid.net/
A Secret Tunnel is being bored to find the Isis Chamber: http://www.enterprisemission.com/pyramid.html This could make fools of a lot of you Fundamentalists one day when they open a chamber with unspeakable filth and Satanic ritual activity-- The Isis chamber of the Queen. And, groupies, they are alleged to be tunneling ABOVE the king's chamber. I truly look forpiano coversd to see some of you smart alecks eat crow.
Art Bell is becoming the source of truth to some loonie Fundamentalists. Bepiano coverse my Bible believing friends: http://www.europa.com/edge/pyramid.html Kent Hovind quotes Art Bell as some sort of witness. How sad. Art Bell's religion is Art Bell.
Look where the ancient historians placed the Great Pyramid-- With pagan wonders: http://ce.eng.usf.edu/pharos/wonders/list.html
The grandfather of "Jehovah as architect" theory-- This is a terrifying possibility: http://artisanpublishers.com/bk_great_pyramid_passages.html
Here is where you will end up if you persist in this fantasy-- Note the Aum symbol: http://www.dromo.com/fusionanomaly/greatpyramidsofgiza.html
Mother Goose Prevails: http://members.aol.com/larrypahl/gr-pyr1.htm
Look how Jesus is the companion of idols in the Pyramid: http://greatpyramid.net/Date_for_Muhammad/date_for_muhammad.htm Note other links on the page.
Theosophical Society's notions: http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/pyramid.htm
An alleged "Bible believer" shows how to use the Great
Pyramid to ecumenize the Gospel with Edgar Cayce, Jean Dixon, and Nosterdamus:
And another: http://biblestudents.org/absco/subjects/emat002.htm
Baha'i claims the Pyramid: http://www.alaska.net/~peace/pyramid.htm
The water pump theory: http://www.thepump.org/history.html
Proof of God: http://www.hunkler.com/pyramid.htm
Firm evidence that the evidence is not firm: http://www.eridu.co.uk/Author/Mysteries_of_the_World/Great_Pyramid/Great_Pyramid.html
Hokus Pokus: http://www.bakemania.com/articles.htm
What a gold mine: http://www.immunotex.com/pyramid/